Religious Leader Calls for Assassination

August 24th, 2005 by Bohemian Playboy

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Exercising his moral right as a Christen Conservative Leader, Pat Robertson makes the call for U.S. assassination of Venezuelan President on his ABC Family show “The 700 Club.” Robertson worried about the large oil reserves sitting under Pres Chavez’s rule claims, “It’s a whole lot cheaper than starting a war. And I don’t think oil shipments will stop.” Other incredible statements he made to his 1 million strong “700 Club” audience include: Hurricanes will swoop down on Florida because Gay men and women were going to Disney World and the United Nations is one step closer to a Dangerous “One Government World.”

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5 Responses to “Religious Leader Calls for Assassination”

  1. aka Says:

    thank you for beating me to this. i hope this is seen as the decline of the influence of insane christians around the world. i can’t wait for the Flying Spaghetti Monster to strike him down.

  2. ePebble Says:

    and today, following broad public scandalization, Robertson clarifies, comfortingly: “I said our special forces should ‘take him out.’ ‘Take him out’ could be a number of things, including kidnapping.”

  3. Jon Blanks Says:

    man, god SUCKS

  4. Ellie Ray Says:

    I don’t think the Reverend was suggesting that the special forces should date Prez Chavez, as fun as that might be. I’ve heard great things about the nightlife in Caracas… I wonder if he’s a good dancer?

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