secret pockets used in judicious combination with magical powers

June 30th, 2005 by ¥0UN9 9W332¥

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Courtesy of the Center for Tactical Magic, a performance collective “highly trained in the principles of magic, ninja-ism, art, investigation, and critical theory.” Let me simply defer to the group’s own description of the jacket:

“Fifty Secret Pockets – Endless Possibilities! At the earliest stages of research, it became apparent that private investigators, magicians, and ninjas all used secret pockets in their day-to-day activities. This discovery led the Center for Tactical Magic to develop the Ultimate Jacket, an inconspicuous, yet stylish, garment concealing no less than fifty secret pockets. Designed to hold a vast array of useful items for every day interdiction, the Ultimate Jacket is made from an abrasive-resistant, non-reflective, breatheable, waterproof material. Fully reversible with removable sleeves, the Ultimate Jacket is the perfect complement for any tactical operation, emergency situation, or social occassion.”

What could be more reasonable than that? I definitely want one for the next large scale “social occasion” that i attend.

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